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Syndication

Let's see how delicately we can put this: holy shit this movie is amazing.

Direct download: spotlight.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 10:03pm EDT

DAH DAH DAH DAH, DAH DAH DAH!

Sorry, all I can think of is the James Bond Theme over and over again. Because this movie is so awesome.

Direct download: spectre.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 8:36pm EDT

Anyone else think feel like before it was a Spielberg movie "Bridge of Spies" sounds like it would have been a hair-metal power ballad? "On a BRIIIIIIIIIIDGE... of SPIIIIII-EEEE-IIIIIIEEEEESS!"

 

Just me?

Direct download: bridge20of20spies.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 9:32pm EDT

It's like a riddle: if you make a ghost movie that doesn't really have anything to do with ghosts, will people hate it?


(Spoiler: god let's hope so.)

Direct download: crimson20peak.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 10:02pm EDT

MATT DAMON! GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!

Wait. You already did. That's the problem.

Carry on.

Direct download: the20martian.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 10:48pm EDT

Chicaaaaaago, Chicaaaaago, that toddlin' town...

What, sorry, I was singing old Sinatra songs to take my mind off this tire fire of a movie.

Direct download: fantastic20four.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 11:26am EDT

New podcast contest: some sort of silly non-prize to the best person who can come up with a spelling for that noise that Ian McKellen makes. Also, hey, Sherlock Holmes is fun.

Direct download: mister20holmes.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 11:23am EDT

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make a good Mission Impossible movie when your name isn't Brian DePalma or Brad Bird.

 

It is called Mission IMPOSSIBLE, mind.

Direct download: mission20impossible20rogue20nation.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 4:48pm EDT

We started working on this podcast 10 years ago and somehow it STILL isn't finished.

Direct download: ant20man.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:44pm EDT

You know, at some point, there's only so many robots you can send back in time.

Direct download: terminator20genisys.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 5:36pm EDT

You wouldn't think the word "offensive" would get thrown around so many times as regards a movie about dinosaurs. And yet, here we are.

Direct download: Jurassic_world.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 3:16pm EDT

The return of Max Rockatansky brings the first true split decision to our fair podcast, and it's a 29-28/29-28/30-27 humdinger. Nobody in the movie wears seatbelts and neither did we, and those were mistakes.

Direct download: fury20road.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 4:39pm EDT

We finally get around to seeing Joss Whedon's little indie remake of Pinocchio. It goes pretty well, all things considered.

Direct download: age20of20ultron.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 4:32pm EDT

It's about family.

Direct download: furious207.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 11:47am EDT

Jupiter Ascending is what you get when you take really bad acid, and then fall down a flight of stairs, and then make a movie.

Direct download: Jupiter20Ascending.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 11:10am EDT

It turns out that ignorance does in fact have some unexpected virtues, one of which is deciphering Alejandro Innaritu's Birdman. We mean deciphering in the fun way. That's a thing, right?

Direct download: birdman.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 5:45pm EDT

Spoiler: Bradley Cooper and Clint Eastwood are really, really, really good. (This, admittedly, is not much of a spoiler.)

Direct download: american20sniper.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 4:45pm EDT

It turns out that we do not, in fact, know when to fold them. Which is why we saw the deeply-flawed remake of The Gambler starring Mark Wahlberg. And why we make that joke. Yeah, we know. We apologize.

Direct download: the20gambler.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 8:37pm EDT

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