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This podcast also does whatever a spider can, though perhaps not as well as this movie.

Direct download: spider20man20homecoming.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 8:53am EDT

Well, that's a pleasant surprise. Mostly.

Direct download: Wonder20Woman.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 10:12am EDT

Michael Fassbender and Ridley Scott are great? Well, that's a shocker.

Direct download: alien20covenant.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 4:59pm EDT

For those counting, it took about 40 seconds.

Direct download: gotg2.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 10:52am EDT

Our first release-day episode! Thanks, Thursday night screenings!

Direct download: fate20of20the20furious.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 10:29pm EDT

If Keanu Reeves and Common shooting at each other through a crowded Greenwich Village subway station doesn't do it for you, well, what are we even doing here?

Direct download: John20Wick202.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 12:33pm EDT

Stop listening to this ridiculous podcast and go watch the best movie of the year. Of a lot of years. A LOT of years.

Direct download: la20la20land.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 3:46pm EDT

Insert... Star Wars joke... here? Is there something useful to even say in this space?

Direct download: Rogue20One.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 3:02pm EDT

<stunned silence>

Direct download: Arrival.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 5:27pm EDT

Benedict Cumberbatch does magic stuff. It's pretty neat. Also there's a bad guy, sort of, a little, because it's a Marvel movie.

Direct download: doctor20strange.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 11:24am EDT

"Hey, I've got an idea. Let's make a neo-Western crime movie with Captain Kirk and the Dude." Someone had that thought, and that someone is a GODDAMNED GENIUS.

Direct download: hell20or20high20water.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 7:48pm EDT

Hey, kid! Do you love those Jason Bourne movies? Well have we got a surprise for you!

Direct download: Jason20Bourne.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 2:06pm EDT

Bryan Cranston is pretty good. You probably knew that already; just thought we'd repeat it for funsies.

Direct download: infiltrator.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 2:01pm EDT

Who you gonna call? Kate McKinnon, that's who. For anything and everything.

Direct download: ghostbusters202016.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 9:24pm EDT

Oh wow is this movie awful. Not even an attempt at witty banter here. Its badness will knock your socks off.

Direct download: independence20day20resurgence.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 9:21pm EDT

In which Poe Dameron and Macbeth fight... uh... I actually can't think of really anything else that James McAvoy is particularly famous for. Band of Brothers? Sure. Fassbender was in that too, you know!

Direct download: xmen20apocalypse.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 2:15pm EDT

Hey kids, do you like Russell Crowe? Do you like Ryan Gosling? You don't? Then get the fuck out. There's no place for you here.

Direct download: the20nice20guys.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 2:02pm EDT

Disney owns all these things now, right? You kind of wanted Luke Skywalker to show up and say "civil war? Is it a GALACTIC civil war? Meh. Not that impressive."

And then Cap says, "we have Robert Downey Junior."

Then the real war starts. Over Robert Downey Junior.

Direct download: civil20war.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 7:50am EDT

Key and Peele, the world's cutest cat, and Method Man reprising his role from the Wire. We really don't know what the hell else you want.

Direct download: Keanu.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 7:48am EDT

Hey kids! Do you hate fun? Then have we got the movie for you.

Direct download: dawn20of20justice.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 10:52am EDT

In honor of our movie's subject, we're not even going to try to be talkative here.

Direct download: deadpool.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 6:45pm EDT

We break all the rules for Star Wars in a special extra-long show. Well, there's really only two rules, but we do break both of them.

Direct download: the20force20awakens.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 2:48pm EDT

Let's see how delicately we can put this: holy shit this movie is amazing.

Direct download: spotlight.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 10:03pm EDT

DAH DAH DAH DAH, DAH DAH DAH!

Sorry, all I can think of is the James Bond Theme over and over again. Because this movie is so awesome.

Direct download: spectre.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 8:36pm EDT

Anyone else think feel like before it was a Spielberg movie "Bridge of Spies" sounds like it would have been a hair-metal power ballad? "On a BRIIIIIIIIIIDGE... of SPIIIIII-EEEE-IIIIIIEEEEESS!"

 

Just me?

Direct download: bridge20of20spies.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 9:32pm EDT

It's like a riddle: if you make a ghost movie that doesn't really have anything to do with ghosts, will people hate it?


(Spoiler: god let's hope so.)

Direct download: crimson20peak.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 10:02pm EDT

MATT DAMON! GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!

Wait. You already did. That's the problem.

Carry on.

Direct download: the20martian.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 10:48pm EDT

Chicaaaaaago, Chicaaaaago, that toddlin' town...

What, sorry, I was singing old Sinatra songs to take my mind off this tire fire of a movie.

Direct download: fantastic20four.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 11:26am EDT

New podcast contest: some sort of silly non-prize to the best person who can come up with a spelling for that noise that Ian McKellen makes. Also, hey, Sherlock Holmes is fun.

Direct download: mister20holmes.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 11:23am EDT

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make a good Mission Impossible movie when your name isn't Brian DePalma or Brad Bird.

 

It is called Mission IMPOSSIBLE, mind.

Direct download: mission20impossible20rogue20nation.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 4:48pm EDT

You know, at some point, there's only so many robots you can send back in time.

Direct download: terminator20genisys.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 5:36pm EDT

You wouldn't think the word "offensive" would get thrown around so many times as regards a movie about dinosaurs. And yet, here we are.

Direct download: Jurassic_world.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 3:16pm EDT

The return of Max Rockatansky brings the first true split decision to our fair podcast, and it's a 29-28/29-28/30-27 humdinger. Nobody in the movie wears seatbelts and neither did we, and those were mistakes.

Direct download: fury20road.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 4:39pm EDT

We finally get around to seeing Joss Whedon's little indie remake of Pinocchio. It goes pretty well, all things considered.

Direct download: age20of20ultron.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 4:32pm EDT

It's about family.

Direct download: furious207.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 11:47am EDT

Jupiter Ascending is what you get when you take really bad acid, and then fall down a flight of stairs, and then make a movie.

Direct download: Jupiter20Ascending.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 11:10am EDT

It turns out that ignorance does in fact have some unexpected virtues, one of which is deciphering Alejandro Innaritu's Birdman. We mean deciphering in the fun way. That's a thing, right?

Direct download: birdman.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 5:45pm EDT

Spoiler: Bradley Cooper and Clint Eastwood are really, really, really good. (This, admittedly, is not much of a spoiler.)

Direct download: american20sniper.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 4:45pm EDT

It turns out that we do not, in fact, know when to fold them. Which is why we saw the deeply-flawed remake of The Gambler starring Mark Wahlberg. And why we make that joke. Yeah, we know. We apologize.

Direct download: the20gambler.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 8:37pm EDT

We return from our hiatus with our first discussion of a holiday prestige release: Foxcatcher. Why Foxcatcher? Because even though we both love history, we often ignore it.

Direct download: foxcatcher.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 4:42pm EDT

After one abortive attempt we finally managed to see Interstellar in its entirety and can confirm that it is, in fact, a movie. Anything beyond that is probably speculation.

Direct download: interstellar.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 9:05am EDT

Jake Gyllenhaal does what he does best - be really weird and really good. Thankfully he does them at the same time in Nightcrawler, Dan "Not Tony" Gilroy's ode to Los Angeles. 

Direct download: nightcrawler.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 12:12pm EDT

Dracula recast as a tragic hero. Sure, that can be a thing, why the hell not? Dracula Untold both asks and answers that question.

Direct download: dracula_untold.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 9:23am EDT

David Fincher brings what we'll diplomatically call his unique perspective to the film adaptaion of Gillian Flynn's bestseller. Also we record a podcast before we settle on a title for it. Spoilers ho! (Also adult language.)

Direct download: gone_girl.mp3
Category:episodes -- posted at: 8:05pm EDT

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